Bolivia - High Times in Uyuni

From our travels in January 2017.

Our 4x4s and caravan family on the salt flats just after sunrise on Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia.

Our 4x4s and caravan family on the salt flats just after sunrise on Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia.

Fernando Montenegro - Dust in the Wind (From The Magic of Pan Flute)

Despite all, we are in the right place. San Pedro de Atacama (SP) is the starting point for our next trip, a three day 4x4 expedition through the desert to cross over to Bolivia. La Cordillera Travel was recommended on multiple blog posts we found, so we cough up the extra 30CLP and sign. The next morning, we leave at 8am for the Bolivian border at 4000m high aboard a transfer bus. The bus speeds through the countryside, passing trucks around curves with no visibility. Our co-travelers are nervous, we’re only reminded of Cambodia. We meet our 4x4 driver at the border, Edgar, a coca-chewing driver with airs of Madie’s Uncle F or Hung, our motorcycle driver in Vietnam. We’re breathing with difficulty, the air is thin, cold. The warm coffee helps the blood flow, but we’re already feeling the effects of altitude. We meet our co-travelers, three Frenchies, a British lady, a Dutch girl, and a Québécois dude, all excited for the trip. Splitting into two groups, we take the obvious choice of the ugly younguns (me, Madie, Pien, and Étienne) in one car, and the beautifuls in the other (the three Frenchies and the British lady).

Caravanning through the altiplano.

Caravanning through the altiplano.

Never tire of these breathtaking landscapes.

Never tire of these breathtaking landscapes.

We’re off as soon as we pass the border. Edgar is a skilled driver, most of the time off road, and despite the many cars we saw at the border, we’re almost always alone on our journey. The incredible landscape passes by to the sound of a tarka (Bolivian pan flute), playing traditional songs and cheesy classic covers alike. We leave the arid desert for a high altitude landscape, still dry but with some vegetation nearby. We pass llamas and vicunas running wild in the desert. None of us speaks a fair Spanish, and I am designated as the one speaking the best. Edgar stops every half hour, with an explanation of the landscape, the animal, or the mineral. I do my best to understand, translate and ask questions, with meaning lost three times in the process. 

Blue skies, red waters at 14,000 feet above sea level.

Blue skies, red waters at 14,000 feet above sea level.

We spend three incredible days in the desert and high altitudes of Bolivia, oscillating between 3300m and 5300m of elevation at its height. Our first night is at 4500m, the real test for altitude sickness. The digestive system and brain are the first hit by the lack of oxygen, most of us have a headache, some nausea, but all are happy to be where we are. Étienne and I will venture out at night to look at the stars. The SP sky let us down with clouds, this one is pure and black; the Milky Way finally shows us her true depth.

We pass volcano peaks with eternal snow, bathe in thermal baths of mineral water (at 35°C inside the water, and a mere 12°C outside). We see lagoons of pure light blue, because of borax and sulfur. Some are home to flamingos, but others, loaded in arsenic are home to no life. Borax sticks to our shoes, but we venture as close as we can to the water, all hoping for the perfect shot of flamingos. The first day ends with an incredible red lagoon, because of it’s loaded red plankton. The reflection of the blue sky gives a surreal gradient and color; flamingos flying away perfect the picture. The hearty soup and dinner close the day, as I fall asleep to Slaughterhouse-Five.

It’s amazing that such beautiful creatures live and flourish out here.


It’s amazing that such beautiful creatures live and flourish out here.

The James’s flamingo of the high altitudes of Andean plateaus.

The James’s flamingo of the high altitudes of Andean plateaus.

I wake up in the wee hours of the morning because of a bad headache, and choose to meditate on top of the nearby hill as the sun rises. (Cheesy hippie side-quest now complete.) The slow climb on the hill takes my breath away and I settle in the cold for 45 minutes, looking afar or closing my eyes for meditation. This is one of the purest, happiest and loneliest moment I’ve had on this trip.

It’s time for breakfast and then we’re off again. This time, Edgar chooses a playlist of classic rock and pop songs, from the Beatles to Celine Dion, making all of us laugh. We stop at the Árbol de Piedra, and its surrounding Star Trek rocks. They were created by lava years ago, and carved by the wind. Edgar speeds in the sand and dirt, slowing down only for the road holes. He stops at a viewing point, and we’re suddenly at 5300m of elevation, the highest point of our trip.

Árbol de Piedra - the sandstone form in the middle of the desert, carved by wind, and over 20 feet tall.

Árbol de Piedra - the sandstone form in the middle of the desert, carved by wind, and over 20 feet tall.

We pass through a canyon, feed the viscachas (native chinchillas). They only approach me, which tells me my hair is probably too long at this point. We look up for condors that we’ll never see. Flamingos get close at the next laguna, scraping the mud for planktons and critters. Another stop is for the decor of Star Trek episode two, another Mars-like landscape created by lava. We build on the obvious rock stack.

We awoke at 4am to catch the stars and drive out to reach the salt flats before sunrise. It was one of the coolest places we’ve ever been, and one of the most brilliant sunrises we’ve ever seen, with a mirrored reflection of fiery oranges and brilli…

We awoke at 4am to catch the stars and drive out to reach the salt flats before sunrise. It was one of the coolest places we’ve ever been, and one of the most brilliant sunrises we’ve ever seen, with a mirrored reflection of fiery oranges and brilliant blues. Here’s some of our group walking on water just before the sunrise.

The last night is at a salt hotel, after a two hour drive down to 3300m. Thick phallic cacti start to appear in the landscape. We have our first hot shower and too much wine that Étienne and I have to finish. Étienne is also on a long term trip after quitting his job in tech. Him and I have much to share in our times of reflection and thought. We wake up at 4am the next day to live one of our most incredible times in South America, the sunrise at the Salar de Uyuni. Madie’s pictures will describe best the incredible sights of this hour, of the pure white ground, with a couple centimeters of water from the recent rain.

Imagine a giant section of the 10,000+ sqkm salt flats (with only a 1m altitude variation throughout) covered with less than just 2cm of water. Like walking on glass.

Imagine a giant section of the 10,000+ sqkm salt flats (with only a 1m altitude variation throughout) covered with less than just 2cm of water. Like walking on glass.

Salt mounds at sunrise.

Salt mounds at sunrise.

The feel, the texture, the color. Everything was like snow.

The feel, the texture, the color. Everything was like snow.

10,000+ sqkm to explore.

10,000+ sqkm to explore.

Salt flats for days. Wide open for reflection.

Salt flats for days. Wide open for reflection.

I wear flip-flops, sure to feel the cold of the water and the full experience. It’s a time of silence, of new friendship and of large smiles from Madie, who also happens to be wearing every article of clothing she has to stay warm.

We spend a couple hours in awe, laughter and silly pictures. Hot coffee helps us stay awake. The sun starts reflecting aggressively on the white salt. My puffy hair helps shade my ears and face. I pickup an intricate tiny piece of salt. It’s 10am and we leave the flats, trying out llama meat at the local market. It’s a short stop in the train cemetery, worsened by the idiot morons climbing up for the best Instagram picture. Lunch is here and we already have to leave Edgar and our new friends. We’re continuing our adventure to Bolivia, they will spend a day going back to SP.

Broken and abandoned in Uyuni.

Broken and abandoned in Uyuni.

We take a bus to Potosí, the second highest town in the world, famous for its silver mine. The altitude hits me again with a bad headache, so we skip the common mine tour. Another bus takes us to Sucre, where I write these lines as we decide to stay for two weeks, to learn Spanish and volunteer. Let’s see what other adventures Bolivia brings. So far, it has been incredible.

Chile - Our Route & Numbers

Alex & Madie’s travel route in Chile.

Alex & Madie’s travel route in Chile.

Numbers from Chile

  • Days in Chile: 32 days

  • Our daily average cost for lodging and food per person: CLP $28600 ≈ $44.00

  • Cost of a 2L water: CLP $1500 ≈ $2.30

  • Cost of an empanada: CLP $1500 ≈ $2.30

  • Total time on an airplane: 7 hours

  • Total time on a bus: 28 hours and 40 minutes

  • Total time on a boat: 77 hours

How We Got Around

Alex & Madie’s mode of transportation in Chile.

Alex & Madie’s mode of transportation in Chile.

Chile - Road to Nowhere Then Somewhere Otherworldly

From our travels in January 2017.

Scenes outside San Pedro de Atacama, where there are impressive sand and stone formations throughout Valle de la Luna, including the beautiful amphitheater in the distance. The diagonal line crossing just below it is the road that cuts through the s…

Scenes outside San Pedro de Atacama, where there are impressive sand and stone formations throughout Valle de la Luna, including the beautiful amphitheater in the distance. The diagonal line crossing just below it is the road that cuts through the salt-covered sandscape.

Jarabe De Palo - Depende

Antofagasta

The port city of Antofagasta, Chile.

We’re back in Santiago, hoping to get a Bolivian visa for Madie. As a US citizen, she can’t go for free, and because the consulate in Santiago is not authorized to give visas to US citizens (at the time), they advise us to try in Antofagasta or Arica, 16 to 20 hours by bus. We luck out on a cheap flight, $40 for a two hour trip instead of a dreaded overnight, overpriced ride.

As we approach Antofagasta, in awe of the arid landscape before us, we discover it’s an industrial coastal town, primarily used by mining companies. We’re in the Northern part of Chile, the driest region, and one we will learn later, contested by Bolivia, who wants its tribe’s territory back as well as access to water (Bolivia is only one of two landlocked countries in South America). “The Pearl of the North” has little to offer: expensive hotels (whose main purpose is to host businessmen?), a mall with a TGIFridays, and overlooking the historical square, a humble office with a line out the door, run by a single person, Felipe the Bolivian Consul.

After Sky Airlines loses my backpack, we still find the courage to go to the consulate, only to be turned away for missing photocopies. And today, Trump officially becomes president. It’s a bad day on all fronts, so we decide to limit the damage and do nothing instead. Visa will wait until Monday, or maybe we just won’t go to Bolivia. In eight months of travel, it’s one of the few times when all things seem stacked against us. We’re idling here. 

Poolside doodles while we wait.

Poolside doodles while we wait.

After a side trip to Peru, my luggage finds its way to our hotel two days later. (I gained new trunks, a T-shirt and underwear as collateral, and spent a few days swimming in a pool overlooking the ocean, so it wasn’t all so bad). It’s Sunday - we feel a little better. Chile remains expensive, especially Antofagasta, so our lunches are limited to the hotel - fast food for dinner. We talk about our plans, and settle on trying the visa to Bolivia again. A few days later, it’s finally accepted, just in time for our bus to San Pedro De Atacama.

Moon Valley, San Pedro de Atacama, Chile.

Moon Valley, San Pedro de Atacama, Chile.

San Pedro De Atacama

And just like that, we cross the Andes by land for the fourth time. And once more, it is a completely different landscape. We see nothing, just rock, sand and dirt. This part of the Andes is dry and hot, nearly impossible for life to survive - still mesmerizing and beautiful in its own way. The only richness are minerals, we see a few mines as we pass by. 

Four hours later we arrive in San Pedro De Atacama, the driest desert on Earth. Here, it rains only three days per year. The town is a tourist town, full of hostels, day trips to geysers, lagunas of flamingos, and some of the best stargazing in the world. With few days of rain, little to no light pollution outside, and 2500m elevation, it has the best conditions to look at the stars. But this year is exceptional; as in many countries in our travel, the weather is wack. It’s the 20th consecutive day with overcast and rain.

Life on Mars, San Pedro de Atacama, Chile.

Life on Mars, San Pedro de Atacama, Chile.

Despite the warnings, we take the sunset tour to La Valle De La Luna (the Moon Valley) and marvel at its large dunes and moon-like landscapes. An incredible succession of geological marvels within the site, somewhat reminiscent of Arizona’s deserts and parks, or Death Valley. As we climb towards a viewing point, a storm starts in the distance. We begin our leisurely 30 minute hike back to the car, and start running when the rain pours in large drops, thunder breaking meters from us. The guide does his best to continue, but we have to rapidly drive back to town before getting stranded. 

Las Tres Marías is said to be nearly one million years old. We were able to see this crazy rock formation of eroded gravel, salt, and quartz, just before the black clouds rolled in and covered the entire sky. The perfect ending to our month in amazi…

Las Tres Marías is said to be nearly one million years old. We were able to see this crazy rock formation of eroded gravel, salt, and quartz, just before the black clouds rolled in and covered the entire sky. The perfect ending to our month in amazing Chile.

San Pedro doesn’t do well in water, with the earth as compact as it is the rest of the year. Rocks fall on roads that become rivers, and entire sections are completely impassable. We somehow make it back to the hostel unscathed, only to find it completely flooded by the rain. We roll up our sleeves, our pants, and start helping the others bucket, sweep, funnel water out. By chance, our room was spared in the damage. After a couple hours helping and with the hostel finally under control, we cook in the dark and head back to our room. Somehow, she giggles - my little devil loves adventure, and this is one we will remember, Chile sending us off in style.